Keep your feet on the ground.

elitefourflint:

…

Flint!!!!!

e4capndrake:
(01:37:13 AM) snykles [bertha]: WHATEVER
(01:37:15 AM) snykles [bertha]: I’LL JUST
(01:37:15 AM) snykles [bertha]: UM
(01:37:21 AM) snykles [bertha]: HAVE REVENGE SEX WITH THIS
(01:37:25 AM) snykles [bertha]: …DOOR KNOB.
(01:37:28 AM) someduderemix179: oh
(01:37:29 AM) someduderemix179: my
(01:37:30 AM) someduderemix179: god

(01:37:57 AM) snykles [bertha]: OH DOOR KNOB, YOU ARE SO DIRTY

[[I’M NOT EVEN DRUNK]]

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

e4capndrake:

You…need rest, my dear.

I wholeheartedly disagree.

is wholeheartedly one word or two?

or is it hyphenated?

are hyphenated words one word or as many words as are hyphenated

I do believe they are one word.

It’s like a word within a word.

Inception.

e4capndrake:

You…need rest, my dear.

I wholeheartedly disagree.

is wholeheartedly one word or two?

or is it hyphenated?

are hyphenated words one word or as many words as are hyphenated

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

e4capndrake:

Good luck finding it.  Do you even recall how to walk?  You seem completely smashed, dear Bertha.

Aw, thanks. You’re very smashing as well, dear Rupert.

Who…who the hell is Rupert…?

I…. um…. what?

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

You know what. I’m coming to your room RITE NOW. AND STEALING YOUR BOOZE. I don’t think they sell it to people who appear intoxicated. Do they? I’d rather not find out.

Good luck finding it.  Do you even recall how to walk?  You seem completely smashed, dear Bertha.

Aw, thanks. You’re very smashing as well, dear Rupert.

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

e4capndrake:

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

e4capndrake:

Ah, well, alright…

[He paused.] Bertha…are you aware of where you are? And in addition, seeing as alcohol put you into a miniature coma, I think a drink is certainly not what you need.

If only I were young enough to say “Don’t deny a…

It’s quite alright, my dear, just please tell me what’s been going on.

Never.

If by ‘never’ you mean ‘never drinking again’ then you’ve got that right.

You know what. I’m coming to your room RITE NOW. AND STEALING YOUR BOOZE. I don’t think they sell it to people who appear intoxicated. Do they? I’d rather not find out.

e4capndrake:

(12:26:40 AM) someduderemix179: I am so sorry

(12:26:47 AM) someduderemix179: But Dahlia and I are just friends!
(12:26:52 AM) snykles [bertha]: nope
(12:26:54 AM) snykles [bertha]: i /KNOW/
(12:27:01 AM) snykles [bertha]: brb whoring myself out
(12:27:04 AM) someduderemix179: granted she is highly clingy
(12:27:09 AM) someduderemix179: and I think she touched my penis once
(12:27:12 AM) snykles [bertha]: .
(12:27:13 AM) someduderemix179: but
(12:27:18 AM) someduderemix179: that was totes an accident
(12:27:20 AM) snykles [bertha]: a;lsdkfj
(12:27:29 AM) someduderemix179: i swear
(12:27:40 AM) someduderemix179: she got all flustered and pulled away
(12:27:53 AM) snykles [bertha]: NOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ASDLFK
(12:27:59 AM) snykles [bertha]: MY CRIES
(12:28:08 AM) someduderemix179: well…you can still…[approaches]
(12:28:15 AM) snykles [bertha]: …
(12:28:22 AM) snykles [bertha]: COME HERE AND KISS ME, YOU THICK SLAB OF MAN.
(12:28:46 AM) someduderemix179: [pulls you over into a deep passionate kiss]
(12:29:14 AM) ***snykles [bertha] swoon
(12:29:28 AM) someduderemix179: ;D
(12:29:53 AM) snykles [bertha]: i still want booze.

DISH RAGE

e4capndrake:

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

e4capndrake:

Ah, well, alright…

[He paused.] Bertha…are you aware of where you are? And in addition, seeing as alcohol put you into a miniature coma, I think a drink is certainly not what you need.

If only I were young enough to say “Don’t deny a…

It’s quite alright, my dear, just please tell me what’s been going on.

Never.

e4capndrake:

ohdearitsbertha:

e4capndrake:

Ah, well, alright…

[He paused.]  Bertha…are you aware of where you are?  And in addition, seeing as alcohol put you into a miniature coma, I think a drink is certainly not what you need.

If only I were young enough to say “Don’t deny a woman on her period.”  [sigh]….

Yes. I am very aware that I am certainly………..

somewhere.

And comas can suck it, I need booze.

Dear Bertha…this is not like you.  I’m starting to get a little worried.

…I’m sorry…